byteslicer
When you hit a Distracted target, automatically crit and deal +1d6 damage.
Damage degrades Armor 1 step: Heavy » Medium » None.
While not at max HP, make all rolls with advantage. Your crits also inflict Despair. Despair: Disadvantage on the next attack you make this encounter.
As a Reaction whenever an enemy enters the space directly behind you, make a 1d6 attack. On crit: Dazed.
The slime can squeeze through spaces as small as 1 inch. Attacks with bladed weapons split the slime into two smaller slimes (HP divided). A slime can spend its action to merge with an adjacent slime of the same size to form one size larger (HP added).
Any damage caused by the slime inflicts +1 Corroded.
The first time this dies, reset to 1 HP instead (excluding minions).